Stupid Lyrics (Part 1)

The Wanted – She Walks Like Rihanna

Right. She can’t sing, she can’t dance, but who cares – she walks like Rihanna. Seriously?! The Wanted, have you EVER MET A GIRL? I’m sure that will be a great chat up line: “Hey, looks like you’re pretty crap at everything, but you’ve got the same hair colour as this other girl on TV. Wanna go for a drink?” I didn’t think it needs to be explained that no girl likes to be compared to anyone else – and if it’s Rihanna, okay, but don’t go on about “her not being a good dancer”.

 

Black Eyed Peas – My Humps

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

Need I say more? I guess anything works as a filler, if the artists run out of…vocabulary.

 

Hilary Duff – So Yesterday

If the light is off then it isn’t on. God, she’s incredibly smart!

 

Bruno Mars – Grenade

I guess Bruno Mars just wants to say how much he loves someone, but is it really necessary to use all these gross details? Okay. He doesn’t go on about how he’ll catch that grenade, but everyone will be able to imagine what happens next? Right. I’m sure whoever this song is for, would love to see their lover’s blood splatter around.

 

To be continued…

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