Cats v Sloths: The most important battle on the internet rages on

Cats v Sloths: The most important battle on the internet rages on

(Picture: Picture: Getty)

A war is happening on the web between cats and sloths. Whoever wins, we lose.

Well, not really. Whoever wins, we get bombarded with pictures of the two cutest animals on the planet.

Whether you’re a cat connoisseur or a sloth aficionado depends on your outlook on life. Love sitting on the couch? You’re a sloth fan. Like chasing mice? Then you’re a cat man.

There’s only really one way to find out which animal is cutest… put a lot of pictures of them against each other and hope for the best:

 

Round 1. Human interaction

NEW YORK - AUGUST 11:  Cats on display during the cat fashion show at the birthday party for Matilda, The Algonquin's resident cat, benefiting North Shore Animal League America at the Algonquin Hotel on August 11, 2010 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

(Picture: Getty Images)

VERSUS

(Picture: Reddit)

(Picture: Reddit)

Round 2. Hypnotising powers

cats, languages, learning lolcatz

(Picture: AFP/Getty)

VERSUS

New Two-Toed Sloth Leander at ZSL London Zoo (c) ZSL (10)

(Picture: ZSL London Zoo)

Round 3. Intelligence

(Picture: YouTube / Pets Collective)

(Picture: YouTube / Pets Collective)

VERSUS

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stock Connection/REX (2365833a).. Brown - throated Three - toed Sloth [Bradypus variegatus], 2 year old female Aviarios de Caribe Wildlife Sanctuary, Costa Rica... VARIOUS.. ..

(Picture: Stock Connection/REX)

Round 4. Posing for the camera

Cat on the Tube: Oyster stuns commuters on Victoria line train

(Picture: Battersea Dogs & Cats Home

VERSUS

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/REX (1617420e).. Camillo is the first two toed sloth to be born at Halle and will come to Chester zoo.. Zoo animals in Halle, Germany - 2012.. ..

(Picture: Picture: Action Press/REX)

Round 5. Companionship

TAKE me home¿ is the plea from these five cute kittens, dubbed One Direction by animal hospital staff after they were abandoned in a waiting room...Liam, Harry, Zayn, Louis and Niall hope that like their boy-band namesakes they will soon have an army of adoring fans queuing up to meet them...The black cats¿ bad luck will come to end if the right animal lovers cross their path and give them new homes ahead of Halloween...The moggies were heartlessly dumped at the Blue Cross charity¿s hospital in Merton, south London, during a busy afternoon this week ¿ a rare, but sadly not unique, occurrence...Deputy nurse manager Emmeline Macedo said: ¿As soon as we saw the five of them, with their scruffy hair and good looks, it was hard not to think of 1D ¿ they¿ve certainly got the X Factor...¿We¿re big fans of the group and it¿s been fun looking after them but they now need a loving home.¿..The cats are thought to be just seven weeks old and will be sent to one of Blue Cross¿ 12 rehoming centres with the hope that people will come forward and take them in...As soon as staff spotted the feline siblings, they took them to the hospital¿s kennels and gave them a pen and a meal. They have since had a check-up and are healthy...Emmeline added: ¿They are all doing well and are typical active, playful kittens...¿Black cats often take longer to rehome because they¿re not as popular, with Halloween coming up we really hope that it won¿t take long to find loving homes for these deserving kittens.¿..Between January and September this year, Blue Cross took in 2,234 stray and abandoned pets.n14.10.13n**MANDATORY CREDIT LONDON MEDIA**n©London Media Press Ltdn11a Printing House YardnLondon E2 7PRn0207 613 2548nn *** Local Caption *** ALL MATERIAL MUST BE CREDITED "LONDON MEDIA". 100% SURCHARGE IF NOT CREDITED

(Picture: London Media)

VERSUS

(Picture: ZSL London Zoo)

(Picture: ZSL London Zoo)

Round 6. OMG you are too cute, get outta my face!

sad and useless cats must credit and hyperlink to: http://www.sadanduseless.com/

(Picture: SadAndUseless.com)

VERSUS

A two-month-old sloth rests on the stomach of its mother Charlotte at the zoo in Halle, center Germany, on November 28, 2012.   The zoo which was founded 111 years ago, has had a record on breeding habits of sloths since 1996.     AFP PHOTO / WALTRAUD GRUBITZSCH /GERMANY OUTWALTRAUD GRUBITZSCH/AFP/Getty Images

(Picture: AFP/Getty)

Round 7. Who you lookin’ at? You wanna go?!

NEW YORK - AUGUST 11:  Cats on display during the cat fashion show at the birthday party for Matilda, The Algonquin's resident cat, benefiting North Shore Animal League America at the Algonquin Hotel on August 11, 2010 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

(Picture: Getty Images)

VERSUS

3 TOED SLOTH (O.S.L.)Television programme :Wild Planet Sloths of Panema.  You need to be a fairly extraordinary creature to be named after a Deadly Sin.  That's the onerous privilege bestowed upon the humble, tree-hugging sloth.  If you've always thought of sloths as one of the laziest of God's creatures, this documentary should be something of a wildlife awakening.  At the first sign of danger, these normally listless creatures become beasts of fury.

(Picture: Channel 5)

Round 8. Hey there you with the sad face

sad and useless cats must credit and hyperlink to: http://www.sadanduseless.com/

(Picture: SadAndUseless.com)

VERSUS

Sloths, East Sussex zoo

(Picture: Reuters)

Round 9. World domination

Cats v Sloths: The most important battle on the internet rages on

(Picture: Getty)

VERSUS

UNSPECIFIED - MARCH 03: Brown-throated sloth (Bradypus variegatus), Bradypodidae. (Photo by DeAgostini/Getty Images)

(Picture: Getty Images)

Result:

And the winner is…..

EVERYBODY!

CATS AND SLOTHS LOVE EACH OTHER REALLY!

Sloth and cat hugging video

(Picture: Tumblr)

 

Source: Metro 

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