Bad Robots

Have you seen Bad Robots? Seriously, if you haven´t, watch it NOW: Bad Robots.

Bad Robots is certainly one of the funniest prank shows I have seen so far.

Quiz machines purposely misunderstanding people´s answers, parking ticket machines moving back when you try to grab the ticket and don´t forget about the eye test making you say really awkward things.

Well done, E4, well done.

Bad Robots

Bad Robots

We look forward to the next episode – Tuesday, 10PM.

Watch the trailer here:

Man keeps horse on his balcony so thieves can’t steal it

Speechless. Surely pets enjoy hanging out on a balcony as much as humans do?

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A Polish man wasn't bothered when he found that the mower had broken down ñ he simply bowed his friend's horse and use that to cut the grass down to size ñ and when he had finished he stored the horse on the balcony. Borys Kozlowski, from Grajewo, in northeast Poland, said: "I didn't want anybody to steal it. It did a great job on the lawn, and I wouldn't leave the lawnmower lying around either." Borys, 48, admits he had left it until the last minute before finally getting round to cutting overgrown grass ñ only to discover that the lawnmower had given up the ghost. He said: "I saw a pal of mine while I was trying to fix it, and he told me I should forget the lawnmower and power of his horse, Dolina. "I thought it seemed like a good idea, and as the horse was only a short way away anyway we went and fetched it and then he left me with the horse tethered in the garden. Another legal short grass, I got some fertiliser as well. "Afterwards he hadn't come back and didn't want anyone to pinch the animal, so took it up stairs and through my flat and left on the balcony." Passerby Jacek Cimoch said: "I was walking down the street when I noticed a horse standing on the balcony of a family house. "I took out my phone and took a photo and put it on Facebook." The horse owner  Jakob Pancesky collection in the short while later said: "He is a bit of a character.  He has never been frightened of anything in his life - you can fire a starting pistol next to him and he would only turn and look at you. I guess a flight of steps was no big deal to him." The horse was led to the balcony for safe-keeping (Picture: CEN)

If you borrowed a mate’s horse the last thing you’d want is to have someone nick it.

So you can understand why Borys Kozlowski marched the animal through his flat and out onto his balcony in Grajewo, Poland.

Borys borrowed the horse, named Dolina, from a friend who recommended he use the animal to cut his front lawn.

After Dolina finished mowing the lawn her owner didn’t arrive on time to collect her. Not wanting to risk leaving her outside unattended, Borys stuck her on the balcony.

A bemused passerby snapped the unusual pic.

‘I didn’t want anybody to steal the horse,’ Borys said. ‘It did a great job on the lawn, and I wouldn’t leave the lawnmower lying around either.’

Which seems fair enough.

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Reebok’s New FitHub – King’s Road

Reebok has launched a new concept store aka FitHub at King’s Road, London this Thursday. The exclusive launch party was a ball and actually quite a bit of a celeb gathering (and the free cocktails were amazing, just saying)!

Lauren Goodger and Richard Callender

Lauren Goodger and Richard Callender

Hugo Taylor and Vanessa Labort

Hugo Taylor and Vanessa Labort

Vanessa Labort and JB Gill

Vanessa Labort and JB Gill

Apart from the amazing colours of the new clothing range, Reebok’s idea is actually a really great way of giving something back to the community. Free fitness classes are provided at the store, which means that fitness is more accessible to everyone. We like that – now get working out!

The official launch of the store is tomorrow, 11am-7pm, so get down to King’s Road if you’re in London.

Conchita Wurst Wins Eurovision Song Contest 2014 for Austria

Conchita Wurst Eurovision

Conchita Wurst wins Eurovision Song Contest 2014 in Copenhagen (Source: AOL.com)

 

Conchita Wurst did not only win our hearts at this year’s Eurovision Song Contest 2014, she also set a much needed political statement of equality, love and respect.

All the petitions running against Austria’s candidate of choice could not change the European feeling of unity when the winner was announced. Not only Austria celebrated, but everyone who has the same ideals at heart: equality, love and respect for everyone.

 

Conchita Wurst representing Austria celebrates after winning the grand final of the 59th Eurovision Song Contest in Copenhagen

Conchita Wurst representing Austria celebrates after winning the grand final of the 59th Eurovision Song Contest in Copenhagen (Source: Reuters)

“The Danish organizers had declared tolerance a main theme for this year’s event, and the rainbow-coloured flag symbolising gay pride has been flying in many places in Copenhagen during the past week.” – Reuters

 

Conchita Wurst Gewinnt Eurovision Song Contest 2014

Conchita Wurst as a Symbol of the LGBT Community (Source: derstandard.at)

 

This was a big step for the LGBT community, so let’s go from there and show each other some love and respect.

Update – Eurovision Song Contest 2014 – Conchita Wurst

Conchita Wurst Austria

Conchita Wurst, Austria

 

Austria’s Conchita Wurst made it to the final. There’s no doubt that she has a great voice. We’ll keep our fingers crossed for the bearded lady!

 

‘Pie-scraper’ baked for chompion eaters only: Challengers face a bun fight with the 30,000-calorie burger to top them all

10 cheese burgers, 11-and-a-half pound beef…burger patties contain pies – a skyscraper of 30,000 calories for burger lovers!

Death by burger, that’s what we say.

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Pies in the sky: John Clarkson proudly displays his towering creation (Picture: Cavendish Press) Pies in the sky: John Clarkson proudly displays his towering creation (Picture: Cavendish Press)

It is enough to make a vegan weep. Takeaway boss John Clarkson has taken extreme food to new heights, or should that be depths?

For the man who brought a grateful world a giant, fried and battered Ferrero Rocher, has now created the world’s tallest burger. And he has filled it with pies.

Dubbed the ‘Pie-scraper’ the 1.6m (5ft 4in) monster contains 30,000 calories.

It comprises ten, three quarter-pound cheeseburgers and 11-and-a-half pounds of beef encasing several fast-food treats.

They include a bacon butty, Spam and spaghetti bolognese. In all, the dish comes with about 8.5kg (19lb) of beef – and a side salad of lettuce.

With the average man advised to consume about 2,500 calories a day, it could sustain one fast-food lover for an artery-sealing fortnight.

Stuffed: Some of the burger patties contain pies (Picture: Cavendish Press) Stuffed: Some of the burger patties contain pies…

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Eurovision Song Contest 2014 – Austria

WATCH OUT – this blog contains imagery that could potentially turn you gay.

Conchita Wurst

Conchita Wurst

Right. I know the name is weird, Conchita Wurst (translated Conchita Sausage) and the looks are quite unique, but just leave Conchita alone! No, we’re not talking about Britney.

Anti-gay Russia has been raging about the Austrian contestant at the Eurovision Song Contest 2014 and they’re not the only ones. The main concerns of people are their children. Children shouldn’t be exposed to a “guy dressing like a woman” because it’s abnormal. Well, I’m wearing jeans all day and no one’s called me a guy yet, so why can’t this fella wear a dress if he wants? Anyway, Austria, the fairly conservative country, is hereby showing their support for the LGBT community, it might be humour, or maybe even just a fair vote for the right candidate with a good voice, no matter what the looks are.

 

Here’s a little comic that is very true, watch out – it contains SHOCKING imagery.

Gay Comic

Gay Comic

True, as this comic shows, ALL spectators will turn into transgendered people or cross-dressers. Too late now, you’ve seen it. Sorry!

 

Please let us know if you suddenly feel any changes in your sexual preference. We dearly apologise if it affected you. Actually, never mind – if that’s the case, you’ve been a closet all along.